Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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