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I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Of course I have a pirate flag
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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