adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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