turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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