Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Are we still banned from the library?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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