You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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