I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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