Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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