You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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