Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Randomize
