she was so not down for the gang bang
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize