Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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