I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My pussy is not your playground.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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