You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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