He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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