Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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