Welp...herpes.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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