I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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