ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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