I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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