you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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