is your mom at the bar?
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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