i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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