HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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