If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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