i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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