Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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