Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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