In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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