I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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