As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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