I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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