the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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