He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Randomize
