ya dads aren't the best wingmen
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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