Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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