Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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