i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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