Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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