so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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