i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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