I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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