Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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