Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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