For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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