This is not my ceiling
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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