yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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