Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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