i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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