Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
A+ Viking dick
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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