i just google imaged poop.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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