i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
