just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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