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i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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